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Cindy and Dave
have been together through the ups and downs
that go along with Dave having radio as a
mistress. She doesn't complain when Dave's
alarm goes off at 2:00AM every day. She doesn't
yell at him when he gets home at noon and
spends all afternoon eating sherbet and watching
soap operas and game show reruns. She even
turns the other cheek when he takes her on
station-sponsored trips to Jamaica, Germany,
Hawaii and more. Oh wait. That's an up. Either
way, Cindy deserves a break. Won't you give
her a break, Dave? |
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Although Lew is shorter than
Carole, he still runs their house with an
iron fist and gritted teeth. Carole talks
big on the air, but when she gets home, all
you'd hear is "Yes, dear", "You're
right, Lew. You're always right.", and
"I polished your crown after work today,
I hope it's shiny enough for you." Yessir,
he's the king of THAT castle. Wa ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha. Whoa, that was a good one. |
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Miss Sue has applied for sainthood
with the Vatican and is considered by theological
scholars to be a shoe-in to be "The Patron
Saint Of Wives Of Husbands Who Talk Without
Thinking". There are positives to being
married to KB, we're sure. Otherwise she would
have divorced him by now, right? Maybe she
just likes having Brandt as a last name. |
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